Are you on an extended dry spell? Perhaps you've never felt the gentle touch of the opposite (or non opposite) sex? This is your chance to reverse your luck and get well.. LUCKY. The Donkey Show and the Bunny Ranch Present:

 

The Ewrection 2012.  Males or Females, Ages 21 and Over may apply to be a qualifier ... ONLY ONE PERSON is going! This trip is NOT TRANSFERABLE to another party, in the event you cannot attend the trip defaults to the runner up.

 

We are accepting submissions now. Tell your story and be convincing...TELL US WHY YOU DESERVE TO GO!!

 

 

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Why Should You Go? Are you a virgin? (One Paragraph or More):
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