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Alright subjects, time to learn with your brains.
How to properly flip a head off:
Part 1: What not to do. Read below the pictures to see whats wrong with them.
The Party Favor:
Hot, yes, but delapadated and pathetic. The finger demands authority
The F%&# Myself:
Kill the party knuckles and the silly butt thumb. The finger should be an extension of your manhood, not a homo-erotic gesture questioning it.
The Whatever:
Love the patriotism, but if you are going to flip somone off like an HUMERRRRRICAN, lose the thumb.
The Rico:
Moderate finger with bad thumb placement. Good effort, good physique, bad hair... Fail.
The Sword in the Stone:
Creepy? Yes. Correct? Yes. No thumb, no party knuckles, no bulls&%#. Remember, flex the arm, throw it up, and stare directly at your adversary until you are finished letting him/her what you think.
UPDATE: After reading this information, the leader of the free world, George W. Bush adjusted his finger etiquette.
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good toons on myspace
Hay .all if u want to here a one man band that rocks and not sucks then go to the myspace page ..look for ..Samuel Fuller .. he rocks P.S. its all him playing and singing..thank you
Posted by Dave in eugene at 3:34 pm May 16, 2008
b-rock
whens b-rock coming back ,mucus marcus has nothing to keep me listening or laughing at, whats he got aganist hippys anyway?thats half your listeners.the thing you need to keep it real involve b-rock not your but bud mucus,how the hell can they fire him from a rent a cop job for working at kfly?
Posted by doug at 12:31 am May 16, 2008
Bill O'reilly techno remix
pure genius http://www.youtube.com/watch?v
Posted by Mr. Deez at 8:52 am May 15, 2008
Stayton High School.
Yeah, I heard that there was a discussion about the 14 year old gettin caught drinking vodka and getting alcohol poisoning at school. if so, could you again? or open up some discussion about it online?
Posted by Drunkass. at 6:09 pm May 12, 2008
No more lies
Unfortunately Throbbits, Donkshow.com will never be back up. Dont listen to the lies, we've been dissapointed by the lazy ass in charge of the site for way too long. So lets take a moment of silence for the loss of a great site we should never believed would be back. "Donkshow.com will be up soon..please be patient, Throbbits" only lasted for the first month we had to wait. Now your just being a dick.
Posted by Love Mess at 4:01 pm May 12, 2008
FLAOR
you should have calld the party favor the party flavor lmao
Posted by stevespade at 11:28 am May 11, 2008
Get a new Daddy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v
Posted by Slipknot.mama at 3:00 pm May 08, 2008
Bush's Finger
http://youtube.com/watch?v
Posted by Erik at 4:22 pm May 07, 2008
WRONG!!
Guys that love muscle chicks doesn't necessarily mean that they are gay or even have homosexual tendencies. Most likely it is a domination, mommy issue, or daddy issue. Another possibility is self image issues that stem from an abusive loved one or even school mates. To say they are gay is ignorant, and superficial. Remember also that bodybuilding is a sport. People training for sports don't necessarily do so for the sexual gratification of others. They do it because they are good at it and can make money at it.
Posted by skinny81 at 4:10 pm May 07, 2008
Chad is a Motard
Hey Chad, Too bad it cost you 30 bucks to cancel the check. I have some swamp land in Goshen for sale if you are interested. Liked your grandma...but she should let me hold you down while she washes your filthy mouth out. How dare you ask her such things! Can't wait to hear what you will whine about on Monday. Later Downs-Baby (*)
Posted by Fed Up White Boy at 6:21 pm May 03, 2008
Taste Test......
Hey Tanner, whose dong tastes better: Drew's or B-Rock's?
Posted by JOE MAMA at 1:48 am May 03, 2008
Iron Man
hey if you go see iron man be sure to stick around after the credits.... there's a very good treat waiting for you
Posted by aceshigh at 2:29 pm May 02, 2008
Marcus's Date
Hey Buster Ass, Just wanted to know how ur date went with that ashlee chick from wednesday after the show? you take her for a drink?
Posted by Listener at 2:35 pm May 01, 2008
I am Sofa King We Todd Did !!
I am sofa king we todd did. I am sofa king we todd did. I am sofa king we todd did. I am sofa king we todd did.
Posted by Stu Padasol at 7:05 am May 01, 2008
BUSTER ASS... FAT FUCK
SOMEONE FIX THE FUKIN WEBSITE!
Posted by FU at 3:37 pm Apr 30, 2008
tanners a throbbit
if you felt bad for the guy that sold you the mags. you wouldn't have cancelled the check
Posted by jman at 2:55 pm Apr 30, 2008
Tumor Girl
Look at this girl. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24385677
Posted by Thunder Down Under at 2:40 pm Apr 30, 2008
xbox live
whats your guys's xbox live accounts ud be funny to listen to plus i got gta mines hartdisease....
Posted by hartdisease at 9:47 pm Apr 29, 2008
Two Words
POD CASTS! C'mon guys! now that i drive to seattle for work, i can only listen on my day off! If you podcasted the show i would so download it and listen every day. Get it done!!!!
Posted by Throbbit Big J at 10:25 am Apr 26, 2008
info
forbiden kingdom was cool jackie and jetlie fight was awsome.alvin and the chipmonk's was kool and so was underdog.and when you get a ps3 get the 80 gig the 40 gig isnt backwardcompadible,and the controler's a lil bit like the wii certian games you can just move it around to move thing's or your character.
Posted by testtubebebe at 2:01 am Apr 26, 2008
bullshit
Yes I deliver propane. Anyway It is none of b-rocks business how much money Marcus has in the bank, this is a job and he needs to show up and do it and not worry about Marcus. I would just cut his pay for the hours that he does'nt show up. Seems pretty simple to me, but hey I'm just a dumb truck driver. Hank Hill
Posted by Hank Hill at 8:04 pm Apr 25, 2008
Do this to B-ROCK
Smash that pretzel of Fleming's and make him snort it!
Posted by FED UP WHITE BOY at 7:15 pm Apr 25, 2008
B-rock vs Marcus
I used to feel sorry for B-Rock because he always took the brunt of everything, but when he doesn't even bother to show up for work and let anyone know--he def doesn't need any extra damn hours!!
Posted by Jessicado at 2:46 pm Apr 24, 2008
Marcus
Fuck Marcus hes a dum mother fucker
Posted by jesse at 2:05 pm Apr 24, 2008
Where's the Obama rally video?
Why is the Clinton rally video where the Obama rally video is supposed to be?
Posted by Get It Right at 1:27 pm Apr 24, 2008
Hillary Clinton
Okay did I really hear about one of you guys wanting to bone Clinton? LOOK AT HER... she's got those venom sacks... you see them when she smiles that fake plastic grin. That's why Bill never had HER go down on him, he doesn't carry anti-venom.
Posted by Random at 3:11 am Apr 24, 2008
Kill B-Slut
Fire his lazy ass! If he talked to me like he does to you guys, I'd nuter him. Tanner, Drew, be men boys and be da boss! The show is getting better, and I just might change my mind about u guys.
Posted by Fed Up White Boy at 9:17 pm Apr 23, 2008
Awsome
Just wanted to let you guys know that i really enjoy your show even though I only get to hear about half of it each evening. Any plans on doing podcasts or having your shows available for download? Also you should check out www.stickam.com. You should register and get a webcam in the studio and broadcast it so we can see the hot strippers you bring in.
Posted by Nate at 8:10 pm Apr 23, 2008
B-Rock Hours Poll
B-Rock should be fired! He is always late or he doesnt bother showing up. Me being a manager, I have fired many people for those very same offenses. One of the first Donkey Shows I listened to the guys were calling him about where he was because he didnt bother calling, he just didnt show up. He should have taken the promotion at his other job. Get rid of him already! And give Marcus the extra hours.
Posted by C.S. Stayton Oregon at 7:11 pm Apr 23, 2008
brock needs to go!
Dude, this guy is completely lame and I am begging you to toss this loser!
Posted by Maurice at 5:41 pm Apr 23, 2008
kwest
where can I download the cover of stronger you played last week.
Posted by Matt at 4:51 pm Apr 23, 2008
ASS
MARCUS is a DOUCHE BAG!! GET RID OF HIM AND BROCK!
Posted by BUSTA at 2:24 pm Apr 23, 2008
TBell
Isn't it called a "chilito?"
Posted by Weezy at 4:18 pm Apr 22, 2008
No link
I just want to know how I hear the after party show ?
Posted by Wheres my snow shoes!!!! at 6:31 pm Apr 21, 2008
carla
carl is a slackin ass. hurry the fuck up and get donkshow.com going
Posted by your mother at 6:11 pm Apr 21, 2008
For a good time...
My balls in your chili and cheese burrito...
Posted by Chode Butter at 4:00 pm Apr 21, 2008
420
How many of you dumb assed hippie potheads are aware that 4/20 is Hitler's Birthday? Here's another one... Who invented the VW and what is it's real name?? Shouldn't be hard for all you VW van owner's (*)
Posted by Fed Up White Boy at 7:51 pm Apr 19, 2008
F*^K, I screwed up the last post.
What I tried to say was: A big thanks from the staff of the Firehouse Cabaret to Drew
Posted by Ron, GM, The Firehouse Cabaret at 3:10 pm Apr 19, 2008
The Donkey Show Ruled The Firehouse!
A big thanks from the staff of the Firehouse Cabaret to Drew
Posted by Ron, General Manager - The Firehouse Cabaret at 2:46 pm Apr 19, 2008
Bring back the Chilito!
What the problem is? The problem is I WANNA MOTHERF'ING CHILITO! Ha. That reminds me of something i heard on an ICP album back in the day... I wonder if i still have that track...
Posted by Throbbit Big J at 9:21 am Apr 19, 2008
Firehouse
Bravo Donkey show. I bieleve I speak for all the patrons of the establishment you invaded last friday. " killer fucking time!!!!" you guys where top notch host's. It was a real pleasure to me all of you. Poor B-fat,,, missed all the fun! What a fucking dumb ass. Dude, your walking on thin ice. Better step it up, or your gonna get bounced. Anyway, enough about B-nugget. I had a awsome time on Friday, and thank the Donk show for putting on a great party.
Posted by Savage at 8:49 am Apr 19, 2008
GOD Shut up Already!
Jesus Tanner, Did you bitch enough today about your fuckin chili cheese burrito? Ya just don't know when enough is enough. I know I had enough and changed the channel to KNRQ. Maybe you should go back to K-Praise and get some of that Ol' time religion. Slaps and kicks shithead. You too butt-cock!
Posted by Fedup White Boy at 7:46 pm Apr 17, 2008
Shit Lips
Tanner is detail DIS-orientated. Constantly flubbing it up on the air. Always having to be corrected by Drew or Big Brained Marcus. Write your shit down and read it word for word so you can get ya shit straight. HO!
Posted by Huff Hound at 4:41 pm Apr 17, 2008
Why?
Hey you deformed ball sack filled with 4 misshapen nuts. Why is it that the Donkey show mostly consists of commercials these days? I swear you guys talk for a couple of minutes and then we go to 10-15 minutes of commercials and music. If I wanted to listen to music I would put on my ipod. Which is sounding like a better deal these days. You have 4 hours to make a show cool. Why must you fall short?
Posted by Arnold Sounds at 3:32 pm Apr 17, 2008
Not Impressed.
Hey ya wankers! Let's beef up the show. I used to get good laughs. Now I feel like you guys are struggling for a joke. Sure it was cool that you got Eddie Norton on the show. But never the less, I feel on a day to day basis something is a miss. Give the show a boob job and get the throbits hard again. Don't ask me for ideas. I'm not the one getting paid. Get it on guys!
Posted by Teddy Times at 2:57 pm Apr 17, 2008
whats crackin
you guys are alvin and the chimpmucks tanner your alvin drew your simon and marcus your the fat chimpmuck and b-rock is just a bitch
Posted by big daddy at 7:25 pm Apr 16, 2008
donk donk
You guys kick ass. I moved to Hawaii in October and almost died from donklessness, it was horrible. Well Hawaii sucked so i moved home to Eugene and listen to you guys every day i work deliverin' food for Dough Co....Which brings me to my next point, you guys should get Dough Co. for Fatass Friday. Fresh cookies, greasy calzones and ice cream?? i mean seriously, it's got to happen. Anyways keep up the mayhem, and take a shot of donkquilla, just for me. Peace, Throbbit Bigfoot
Posted by Bigfoot at 10:25 am Apr 16, 2008
Positive feedback!
Hey guys (Tanner, Drew, B rock, Carl, Marcus), I just wanted to take this opportunity to let you know how much I appreciate your show. I listen to it every day in my office at work, and then on my commute home from Eugene to Jefferson. I always find your conversations interesting, and I enjoy the humor that is generated by the interaction of your crew. I have to say that I am pleasantly surprised at the stand you take on many issues for guys your age. I really enjoyed the day you guys were counting the heat rod breaks some of the people in your building were taking. You descriptions of the people were friggin hilarious! You should give us an update sometime. I also liked the day when you were counting the number of sex partners people have had....that was funny, and a little scary. I am 50 and I have only had 10 partners, and only 1 was a one night stand. I also do not have any STD's. Anyhow, keep up the great work!
Posted by jefferson guy at 8:10 am Apr 16, 2008
your guys ROCK!!!
just wanted to stop by and say you guys are awsome. you are the only show i listen to. keep up the great work.
Posted by throbbit Z at 9:42 pm Apr 15, 2008
Fluff
Sure alot of comments during the 2pm time frame... you guys ghost writing to make it look good? Thanks for reading me on the air today, it was the best part of your show. Just think, if you fired B-Dork you could have me!! Good Night Mr. and Mrs. America and all ships at sea.
Posted by Fed up White Boy at 8:00 pm Apr 15, 2008